Abhi New year aa raha hai aur vo apni New year party lene zaroor aayega.
Now that our ↪National Mitra↩ shree ↪Narendra Modi↩ has decided to come on TV on a Saturday evening of 31st December i have decided to shift my new year to 30th December, to avoid the confusion of emotions within me.
Samaj nahi ayega gum 😔, khushi 😃, darr 😯ya gussa😖.... kiss wajah se daaru pee rahe hai🍻🍻 🍻
And who knows he might even declare national daaru bandi from midnight of 31st December 👹👹
So pls take this as my formal ↪Happy New Year↩ wishes 🍻